I’m sorry, Jamaal

Step 1:  Draft Jamaal Charles #4 overall in your work Fantasy Football league

Step 2:  Go against your Fantasy Football philosophy (never put all your eggs in one basket) to select Jamaal Charles #7 overall in your college buddy Fantasy Football league because you really can’t pass him up there, plus the Chiefs run more than anybody else and he’s only 24. 

Step 3:  Remember the karmastank that has been hovering around you for the past year or so and scramble to pick up Thomas Jones and Dexter McCluster in your leagues. 

Step 4:  Watch your Fantasy stud destroy his knee while crashing into your hometown mascot:

Jamaal, you have my sincere apologies.  I’m like the Madden cover on steroids.  From the second I hit “Draft,” you never had a chance.  I promise to be more responsible with my awesome power in the future. 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go trade away Matt Stafford and Calvin Johnson.